The K word
During panel discussions
organized around celebrity participants from Bollywood , Delhi will often suddenly choose to rehash
eternal moral themes . During a recent event it came about that Kaminey , a popular Bollywood
expletive may be a three letter word in Hindi , but is actually a four letter
word in English . Every mother who takes mothering seriously , should know that
. So this tricky word with a long and funny though a tad gory ( Kameeney kuttey
main tera khoon pee jaoonga !You **** dog I shall drink your blood !) history in Bolly , suddenly became the subject of a grave debate during the
Centenary Celebrations of Indian Cinema . A lady in the audience hotly questioned
the frequent use of a haw ! haw ! word like Kaminay , by Vishal Bhardwaj screen writer , producer
, music composer and playback singer , maker of a film called Kaminey . He protested
. This , he said , was a term of endearment . Why , in Delhi even fathers lovingly called their sons
Kaminey ! he said . Then he stood the whole argument on its head and began questioning
the violence perpetrated on the viewers’ senses by those bleak strips that suddenly
split the screen into half and remind the hapless watchers of a juicy film ,
that tobacco kills . If similar strips are proposed
against alcohol usage , he said, he would sit on a hunger strike !
Vishal Bhardwaj comes
from the badlands of Western UP and has an
undeniable knack for creating memorable films out of lives of wayward wanderers
, small time crooks , gangsters’ molls and crime syndicates . He would starve
himself to death before he allowed the certification mandarins to question this
knack that elicits applause from the cine buffs all over the Hindi belt , not
to mention precious crores for the Box Office . But Vishal has a point . In the
past hundred years since the days of Dada Sahib Falke and his androgynous males
playing queen Taramati , not just the Hindi belt but also the Hindi language ,
have come a long way . Unlike Karan
Johar films that target small town Punjabi youth rooted in a mythical joint
family system , and their elderly aunties living in terminal denial about social
change of any kind , Vishal ‘s Maqbool , Ishqiya and Omkara are ablaze with a
blazing irony . His foul
mouthed characters begin to move and sing ,“Aao aao dil nichodein , raat ki
matki todein , koi gullak to phodein…
(Lets wring our hearts , and
smash the piggy banks and the dark pot that is the night )..
Way back in the Seventies , a
genuinely youthful Dharmendra first linked the word Kaminey with
another (equally debatable) noun , Kuttey (dawg) . The round of applause it won established that his dialogue writers had raised the swear bar for all Hindi
blockbusters to come . Indian filma have since become even more like the world of
Shakespeare’s plays where evil potentates roam hurling loud curses , wives
deceive , sons kill , friends play the Fool and fathers address their sons as
Kaminey ! Language naturally has to soar to match this whirling mess . It is obvious from the success of Delhi
Belly and Omkara and Dirty Picture that public opinion favors the new red hot
language . So the three or four letter words merit attention not
disapprobation !
As the historians are so fond
of saying ( also Bong novels ) we must go take another look at the society that
coined a certain language and why . That old vixen Colette had advised writers to
chase the verb to get to the historical roots of a word . So we follow the rooted path . And surprise !
surprise ! Kaminey , it turns out , derives
from a very politically correct verb , Kamana a, meaning literally to earn a living by manual
labour ( hence words such as Kaamgaar ) . In
the age of Kabir , the eccentric and brilliant weaver poet , the adjective Kameen meant all those
castes who worked with their hands . Kabir harangues Lakshmi , that wayward
goddess of wealth who seems to favor the rich and the upper caste saying , Go them that cover you with silks
and gold and sandalwood paste . What will you gain by entering my house ? I am
a mere Kameena !
“ Vahan jao jhan paat
pitambar , agar chandan sub deenha ,
Aay hmarey kahaa karogi hum
to jaat kameena .”
So Kaminey is vulgar as
India today is . The word you know ( as in the Vulgate Bible)derives from Latin Vulgus , meaning the language of the ordinary folk
.